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SYSTEM STATUS: UNSUPERVISED

BORINGWEBSITESMAKE
NIKO
SAD.

Cat Niko standing with a hot-pink skateboard

You didn’t start your business to look like everybody else.
So why does your website?

yeah, niko made this.

NIKO’S MANIFESTO / REV. 666

BE NORMAL
SOMEWHERE
ELSE.

Your logo doesn’t have to be blue.

Your website doesn’t need another photo of people shaking hands.

Your buttons don’t have to say Learn More.

Your homepage doesn’t need to look like the last 700 websites you visited.

MAKE SOMETHING PEOPLE REMEMBER.
Cat Niko walking away with a hot-pink spray can
CLICK IT. DRAG IT. BREAK NOTHING.

SHIT WE MADE

A few objects recovered from Niko’s desktop. Real case studies are currently escaping containment.

● ● ●RAZOR_HONEY.SALON
01 / CUT · COLOR · CHAOSRAZOR
& HONEY
BOOK THE CHAIR

HAIR STYLIST / PORTFOLIO / BOOKING

● ● ●MARA_VELEZ.STUDIO
02 / SELECTED WORK 01—09COLOR WON’T
BEHAVE.
MARA VÉLEZ / VISUAL ARTIST

ARTIST / PORTFOLIO / EXHIBITIONS

● ● ●OPEN_DOOR.CHURCH
03 / SUNDAYS · 10:30GRACE FOR
THE REST OF US.
COME AS YOU ARE

CHURCH / COMMUNITY / STORIES

PROJECTS ARE PLACEHOLDERS.
THE ATTITUDE IS NOT.
Cat Niko spray-painting a No Good Boys Allowed sign

CAPABILITIES / BUT MAKE IT STRANGE

WHAT NIKO DOES

Websites. Portfolios. Weird ideas.
Things that move. Things that glow.
Things your accountant probably wouldn’t approve of.

01

CUSTOM WEBSITES

built from the void

02

PORTFOLIOS

selling without selling out

03

BRAND EXPERIENCES

make the whole thing a world

04

WEIRD INTERNET SHIT

you explain it. we’ll name it later.

Cat Niko leaning casually in a black punk hoodie

INTERACTIVE DEMONSTRATION

TEMPLATES ARE WHERE PERSONALITY GOES TO DIE.

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BORING
WHO WROTE THIS?
Cat Niko peeking around a hot-pink panel

DESTRUCTION LEVEL: 0/3

DON’T TOUCH THAT.

THERE’S A TERMINAL
BEHIND THIS BUTTON.

Cat Niko hanging mischievously from above

NEW TRANSMISSION

YOU GOT A
WEIRD IDEA?

GOOD.Tell Niko about it.
04 / HOW WEIRD ARE WE ALLOWED TO GET?
Cat Niko relaxing with a hot cup of coffee